i keep hearing myself say to myself, as if to someone [everyone] else, "dude, you're harshing my mellow."
wtf? i've never said such a thing in all my life
[on the other hand, i'm well-acquainted with "wtf?", in life and in acronymic interweb lingo. deplorable speech patternings or irresistible absorption into the centrifugal body? it must be pms. i felt so soapy-eyed and weepy in the shower this afternoon, thinking about It's a Wonderful (this plot synopsis is empty) Life. It's not even December! WTF!]