WHO KNEW?
well, surely you did, but I've been so sweetly, safely in the sand.
this media feeds my already-considerable paranoia.
By the way, I had a new yoga teacher Saturday. He said advanced yogis can achieve miracles, such as be in two places at one time. POETS! Advanced yogis are poets!
well, surely you did, but I've been so sweetly, safely in the sand.
this media feeds my already-considerable paranoia.
By the way, I had a new yoga teacher Saturday. He said advanced yogis can achieve miracles, such as be in two places at one time. POETS! Advanced yogis are poets!
8 comments:
where have you been?
I went out for ice-cream.
Obviously.
o, right.
i had misconstrued the evidence. having you so obviously not-going for ice cream but rather mattress pads.
silly me.
you've been astro-traveling.
i said hello, did you hear me?
i think, madame, you have me mistaken for someone who is where you say i am. not hello, dear. no, no, no. it was hi.
how was yr ice cream not-mattress pad?
YIKES
you're right. it was 'hi'.
but to be true, it wasn't ice-cream. it was vanilla raspberry swirl low-fat frozen yogurt.
as comforting?
i've not yet been laid in vanilla raspberry swirl low-fat frozen yogurt.
i have upon a mattress pad.
either are probably sticky, i'm sure.
you and all my horoscopes---
predicting sticky-sweet delights.
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